By Editor June 27, 2018 Leave a Comment

Brunello Cucinelli (often referred to as the “King Of Cashmere”) buys an aquarium of two gold fishes.


Let’s call them Anushua (which means one who is devoid of envy) and Ananya (which means a unique pornstar) @ 0.99/hr (currency you can decide)


The King loves them a lot so he feeds them thrice a day, changes the water every week and spends a lot time with them.


One fine day, a close friend (let’s call it Bespoke King) of the King visits the place and likes the fish and advises the King that having an aquarium is an ill omen for his business and that he should quickly get rid of it but the King doesn’t budge.


So, in the absence of the King, the angry Bespoke King takes the fish out of the aquarium and places it on a saucer and leaves it….


“Go inside, you will catch cold”, says the STALKER (aka Abhijeet Mukherjee or Bespoke King) ( Feb 29th, 2012 – Chittaranjan Park, Delhi)


Barista, Galleria Market, Gurgaon (Mar 1st, 2012) (drinking coffee)


MGF Metropolitan mall, Gurgaon (movie Ek Main Aur Ek Tu) (Mar 3rd, 2012) (sitting next to me)


MGF Megacity mall, Gurgaon (movie The Vow) (Mar 8th, 2012) (sitting next to me)


MGF Metropolitan mall, Gurgaon (movie The Hunger Games) (Mar 16th, 2012) (sitting next to me)



Mahindra Splendora, Bhandup (8th July, 2015) (walking on the premises)


Mahindra Splendora, Bhandup (28th July, 2015) (walking on the premises)


Mahindra Splendora, Bhandup (8th August, 2015) (walking on the premises)


Mahindra Splendora, Bhandup (14th September, 2015) (walking on the premises)


Mahindra Splendora, Bhandup (10th October, 2015) (walking on the premises)


Flight from Mumbai to Hong Kong (21st Nov, 2015) (Flight # CX696, seat 60A, sitting next to me, TOUCHED ME WHILE I WAS SLEEPING IN THE NIGHT)


Starbucks, Opposite Gateway Of India (27th June, 2016) (sitting next to me)


Title Waves, Bandra (20th July, 2016) (standing outside)


Crosswords, Dadar (31st August, 2016) (standing next to me)


8 minutes of your time is “8 years of my Life” but AMMA is still not registering a FIR against the psychopath



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How about dining the “Royal” way?

For the 12th pass-out “proud” Scorpion GADHI

STALKERS and CYBER CRIMINALS are not heroes……

They are ASSHOLES….and THISSSSS is simply WOW

Do you think “BUDHIYA” needs to find a better strategy this time? Did the “Randi” mother  forget to tell her the name of her actual father?

“Marathi Mulgi” ne “KOTHA” khola hai

Address and phone number is HERE

Did Dell finally KICK out this ASSHOLE?


a MUST have

The “POPAT” wanted to “MAKE OUT” in 2011

Saala HARAMI ne shakal nahi dekhi aaine mein

FIR kahan se karu? If you are a KRISHNA devotee, beat/fuck this MADARCHOD




Even a “Dobermann” is true to its breed…

A box of this for the one who can “spit” on this “piece of SHIT“. The STALKER father calls them angels

The biggest SCAM ever

Your Brand Needs (Jingle + Data)

“Happy Deportation”

Buy Now –

That completes it

If you are a Thief based In Saratoga

“Dhokla” Darr Gaya ;)

Listen to your books Anywhere Anytime

For she’s available 24/7

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