Brunello Cucinelli (often referred to as the “King Of Cashmere”) buys an aquarium of two gold fishes.   Let’s call them Anushua (which means one who is devoid of envy) and Ananya (which means a unique pornstar) @ 0.99/hr (currency you can decide)   The King loves them a lot so he feeds them thrice a day, changes the water every week and spends a lot time with them.   One fine day, a close friend (let’s […]

“Take care of my needs and you will get every contact in the finance industry”, says the Head Of Business Development   “Get yourself a drink or get fired with a wink”, says the Founder & CEO   “You will need to join our poker party because the COO wants you to”, says the AVP   “I do not intend to give your promotion, so you will have to make an early exit”, says the Head […]

My hair has been harvested in Ladakh   Then I’ve been hand-spun in Kashmir   I’m not Adrenalo, I’m not Arabella, I’m not Arcobaleno, I’m not Azzurra…..   I’m not Grunello, I’m not Cucento, I’m not Roberto….   You can now “Create Your Own Name” or you can order this “Luxury Stole” by phone +(91) 9152239838 or Email  

I’m the best mother so I didn’t correct my son when he stole for the first time after-all I had to secretly make-out with men to run the household   I’m the best mother-in-law so I died giving awesome blowjobs to all the clients whose money my dear son-in-law FORGOT to return   I’m afraid, is this the future of a THIEF’s unfortunate destiny with men, bald men, more men, uncles of aunties, friends, “we […]

I’m living the life in the Bay Area with my mommy, daddy and two sisters   I’m planning to spend this Valentine’s Day with my look-alike   I love playing hide-n-seek & tag, but forget to bring the toy back, just like my daddy   Did I forget to mention that I’m planning to build an app that “barks” after I get laid off in case you decide to touch base with me at +1.408.802.2885 (with […]

I understand nothing about cyber security, privacy, criminal infiltration and data exfiltration, but I’d love to call myself an in-house expert in everything mobile.   I can even stand naked if my retarded boss wants me to, just to rise the corporate ladder.   Like my retarded boss, I have multiple profiles too..   While I’d like to call myself a literature lover and an adrenalin junkie, I’m yet to learn the correct spelling of […]

“Whether it is Ur #work Ur #Love or Ur #life Unless U throw Ur entire self into it, U will never know what it is..”, says the STALKER (24th Nov, 2014)   Can a RESPONSIBLE Green card holder (who is HAPPILY MARRIED with two really UGLY daughters) spy on a Beautiful INDIAN citizen (erstwhile client and HAPPILY SINGLE) since 2010 without her CONSENT and then be allowed to run a software development company within the […]

My India offices do not exist, I’m a vendor to the Australian counterpart and I have two addresses for a single office in Silicon Valley   None of my STAFF has ever worked with companies like HP, Oracle, TIBCO, WebEx as I normally like to brag   The quickest way by which I enter a system is through my CLIENT’S cellphone or for that matter anybody’s cellphone   When I’m unable to control a STRONG […]

My husband is a THIEF   I can’t differentiate between the first “thing” and a MONKEY (some of my friends love to call them GOD Birds though)   My STALKER husband runs a web and app development company, much of it is STOLEN, not sure how much of 5(a) is true   “I am proud of this UGLY family”, says my STALKER husband   Ironically, I’m called “Destiny Ben“   Should I not spend the rest […]

Raoul Silva: “Hello James, welcome. Do you like the island?  My grandmother had an island when I was a boy. Nothing to boast of. You could walk along it in an hour. But still, it was – it was a paradise for us.   One summer, we came for a visit and discovered the whole place had been infested with rats. They’d come on a fishing boat and had gorged themselves on coconut.   So how […]

I’m a dark-skinned and very ill-mannered and coward guy  (don’t read MAN)   I have been sent to Kendriya Vidyalaya (which only my poor dad could afford)   I went to Rizvi College (where mostly the “Road-Siders” go)   I just don’t STEAL others MONEY, but also their work, their IDEAS (Intellectual Property), their privacy, their peace of mind…   And I think STALKING, insulting and threatening clients (read youngest client) is legal and my […]

I am a HIPPO and this is my STORY…..   My father is a THIEF   My short mother could barely complete schooling (12th grade in India to be specific), is so proud of giving birth to two ugly ducklings, which my STALKER father likes to call angels   I have an ugly younger sister, who will not even pass as a beggar in the USA   My maternal uncle is a hairdresser   My […]

FOB means Freight On Board or Free On Board. If terms of delivery of a transaction is on FOB, it means that the cost of movement of goods on board of Airlines or on board of ship is borne by the seller. All other expenses to arrive the goods at buyer’s premise has to be met by the buyer.   Let us consider this. You are a chemical manufacturer situated near Mumbai, India. The buyer […]

Captain George Pollard, Jr.: “Normally a captain gets to choose his first mate” Owen Chase: “An experienced captain, yeah”   Ron Howard’s latest fanciful adaptation of Nathaniel Philbrick’s acclaimed non-fiction book “In the Heart of the Sea: The Tragedy of the Whaleship Essex,” is about the real incident that partly inspired Herman Mellville’s novel “Moby-Dick“—the 1820 destruction of a whaling vessel by an angry mammoth size whale. It reveals the encounter’s harrowing aftermath, as the […]

Tom Hardy “divides and conquers” as the Krays, who ruled criminal London (the Las Vegas Of Europe) from the late 1950s until their imprisonment in 1968, did real and wide-ranging human harm in their careers, a fact that writer-director Brian Helgeland deployed much deadpan humor amid the beatings, stabbings and shootings of East End folklore.   The song “Faded” featuring Frances and Reggie is the only beautiful thing to watch out in the crime drama […]

Flipkart, Myntra, Shopclues, Groupon, Snapdeal, Makemytrip, Yatra. What is the first thing that comes to your mind when you hear these names? I bet it is “Oh I wish I could work there”. The Indian e-commerce market is glamorous as many tout it as or even better to call it a movement instead of just an industry.   According to a survey by The Associated Chambers of Commerce and Industry of India (ASSOCHAM), the Indian […]

Let your phone breathe, spare some empty space and use it instead to call your parents and loved ones.   If you are an aspiring artist (Dancer, Stage/Film Actor, Singer, or even Model), begin by making a human connection (uninstall the app Castivate, instead reach out directly to Chris Shields (New York–based filmmaker and writer who is a frequent contributor to Art & Antiques magazine and Screen Slate) through Film Comment   Even better, design […]

Whether you are negotiating a business deal with your client or you are negotiating your remuneration with your employer, the art of negotiation escapes most of us.   For most of us, negotiation means a process which involves a reduction of price and terms to get the best deal. However, that’s not what it is supposed to be. The word “negotiate” means to carry on business. The aim of negotiating is to continue doing business […]

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