Brunello Cucinelli (often referred to as the “King Of Cashmere”) buys an aquarium of two gold fishes.   Let’s call them Anushua (which means one who is devoid of envy) and Ananya (which means a unique pornstar) @ 0.99/hr (currency you can decide)   The King loves them a lot so he feeds them thrice a day, changes the water every week and spends a lot time with them.   One fine day, a close friend (let’s […]

“Take care of my needs and you will get every contact in the finance industry”, says the Head Of Business Development   “How many men do you stay with as it is so common in Mumbai, says the Head Of Business Development   “Get yourself a drink or get fired with a wink”, says the Founder & CEO   “You will need to join our poker party because the COO wants you to”, says the AVP […]

I am a HIPPO and this is my STORY…..   My father is a THIEF   My short and desperate mother could barely complete schooling (12th grade in India to be specific), is so proud of giving birth to two ugly ducklings, which my STALKER father likes to call angels   I have an ugly younger sister, who will not even pass as a beggar in the US   My STALKER father runs a web […]

My India offices do not exist, I’m a vendor to the Australian counterpart and I have two addresses for a single office in Silicon Valley   None of my STAFF has ever worked with companies like HP, Oracle, TIBCO, WebEx as I normally like to brag   The quickest way by which I enter a system is through my CLIENT’S cellphone or for that matter anybody’s cellphone   When I’m unable to control a STRONG […]

I understand nothing about cyber security, privacy, criminal infiltration and data exfiltration, but I’d love to call myself an in-house expert in everything mobile.   I can even take off my clothes if my retarded boss wants me to, just to rise the corporate ladder   Like my retarded boss, I have multiple profiles too..   While I’d like to call myself a literature lover and an adrenalin junkie, I’m yet to learn the correct […]

Whether you are negotiating a business deal with your client or you are negotiating your remuneration with your employer, the art of negotiation escapes most of us.   For most of us, negotiation means a process which involves a reduction of price and terms to get the best deal. However, that’s not what it is supposed to be. The word “negotiate” means to carry on business. The aim of negotiating is to continue doing business […]

Captain George Pollard, Jr.: “Normally a captain gets to choose his first mate” Owen Chase: “An experienced captain, yeah”   Ron Howard’s latest fanciful adaptation of Nathaniel Philbrick’s acclaimed non-fiction book “In the Heart of the Sea: The Tragedy of the Whaleship Essex” is about the real incident that partly inspired Herman Mellville’s novel “Moby-Dick“—the 1820 destruction of a whaling vessel by an angry mammoth size whale. It reveals the encounter’s harrowing aftermath, as the […]

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