I’m the best mother so I didn’t correct my son when he stole for the first time after all I had to secretly make-out with men to run the household   I’m the best mother-in-law so I died giving awesome blowjobs to all the clients whose money my dear son-in-law FORGOT to return   I’m afraid, is this the future of a THIEF’s unfortunate destiny with men, bald men, more men, uncles of aunties, friends, […]

“Take care of my needs and you will get every contact in the finance industry”, says the Head Of Business Development   “How many men do you stay with as it is so common in Mumbai, says the Head Of Business Development   “Get yourself a drink or get fired with a wink”, says the Founder & CEO   “You will need to join our poker party because the COO wants you to”, says the AVP […]

“What would you prefer in bake?”, asks Jack   “I would go for a chicken cornbread casserole,” says Jasmine   “Here’s something for you,” says Jack   “Can I open it?” asks Jasmine   “Of course, it’s for you,” says Jack   “Nice,” says Jasmine   “How about this?” asks Jack   “Beautiful,” says Jasmine   “I have one more thing for you,” says Jack   “You could have just got a 100 of them,” […]

I called a friend thinking that someone is spying on me and started briefing the incident   Soon the call got disconnected   I called him a few minutes later and he yelled at me saying that a man started abusing him (Mar 10th, 2012)   At quarter to twelve, I get a phone call that someone represented me from USA but I don’t know anyone in the US (June 6th, 2018)   If James Bond […]

I’m a dark-skinned and very ill-mannered and coward guy  (don’t read MAN)   I have been sent to Kendriya Vidyalaya (which only my poor father could afford)   I went to Rizvi College (where mostly the “Road-Siders” go)   I just don’t STEAL others MONEY, but also their work, their IDEAS (Intellectual Property), their privacy, their peace of mind…   And I think STALKING, insulting and threatening clients (read youngest client) is legal and my […]

FOB means Freight On Board or Free On Board. If terms of delivery of a transaction is on FOB, it means that the cost of movement of goods on board of airlines or on board of ship is borne by the seller. All other expenses to arrive the goods at buyer’s premise has to be met by the buyer.   Let us consider this. You are a chemical manufacturer situated near Mumbai, India. The buyer […]

I understand nothing about cyber security, privacy, criminal infiltration and data exfiltration, but I’d love to call myself an in-house expert in everything mobile.   I can even take off my clothes if my retarded boss wants me to, just to rise the corporate ladder   Like my retarded boss, I have multiple profiles too..   While I’d like to call myself a literature lover and an adrenalin junkie, I’m yet to learn the correct […]

How about dining the “Royal” way?

For the 12th pass-out “proud” Scorpion GADHI

STALKERS and CYBER CRIMINALS are not heroes……

They are ASSHOLES….and THISSSSS is simply WOW

Do you think “BUDHIYA” needs to find a better strategy this time? Did the “Randi” mother  forget to tell her the name of her actual father?

“Marathi Mulgi” ne “KOTHA” khola hai

Address and phone number is HERE

Did Dell finally KICK out this ASSHOLE?

AHAAANNNN

a MUST have

The “POPAT” wanted to “MAKE OUT” in 2011

Saala HARAMI ne shakal nahi dekhi aaine mein

FIR kahan se karu? If you are a KRISHNA devotee, beat/fuck this MADARCHOD

#DharamKiRajneetiKiKehKeLeLi

 

 

Even a “Dobermann” is true to its breed…

A box of this for the one who can “spit” on this “piece of SHIT“. The STALKER father calls them angels

The biggest SCAM ever

Your Brand Needs (Jingle + Data)

“Happy Deportation”

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That completes it

If you are a Thief based In Saratoga

“Dhokla” Darr Gaya ;)

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