I called a friend thinking that someone is spying on me and started briefing the incident   Soon the call got disconnected   I called him a few minutes later and he yelled at me saying that a man started abusing him (Mar 10th, 2012)   At quarter to twelve, I get a phone call that someone represented me from USA but I don’t know anyone in the US (June 6th, 2018)   If James Bond […]

My India offices do not exist, I’m a vendor to the Australian counterpart and I have two addresses for a single office in Silicon Valley   None of my STAFF has ever worked with companies like HP, Oracle, TIBCO, WebEx as I normally like to brag   The quickest way by which I enter a system is through my CLIENT’S cellphone or for that matter anybody’s cellphone   When I’m unable to control a STRONG […]

“What would you prefer in bake?”, asks Jack   “I would go for a chicken cornbread casserole,” says Jasmine   “Here’s something for you,” says Jack   “Can I open it?” asks Jasmine   “Of course, it’s for you,” says Jack   “Nice,” says Jasmine   “How about this?” asks Jack   “Beautiful,” says Jasmine   “I have one more thing for you,” says Jack   “You could have just got a 100 of them,” […]

I’m a dark-skinned and very ill-mannered and coward guy  (don’t read MAN)   I have been sent to Kendriya Vidyalaya (which only my poor father could afford)   I went to Rizvi College (where mostly the “Road-Siders” go)   I just don’t STEAL others MONEY, but also their work, their IDEAS (Intellectual Property), their privacy, their peace of mind   And I think STALKING, insulting and threatening clients (read youngest client) is legal and my […]

I understand nothing about cyber security, privacy, criminal infiltration and data exfiltration, but I’d love to call myself an in-house expert in everything mobile.   I can even take off my clothes if my retarded boss wants me to, just to rise the corporate ladder   Like my retarded boss, I have multiple profiles too..   While I’d like to call myself a literature lover and an adrenalin junkie, I’m yet to learn the correct […]

My hair has been harvested in Ladakh   Then I’ve been hand-spun in Kashmir   I’m not Adrenalo, I’m not Krass, I’m not Arcobaleno, I’m not Azzurra…..   I’m not Cezare, I’m not Cucento, I’m not Roberto….   You can now “Create Your Own Name” or you can order this “Luxury Stole” by Email    

“Take care of my needs and you will get every contact in the finance industry”, says the Head Of Business Development   “How many men do you stay with as it is so common in Mumbai, says the Head Of Business Development   “Get yourself a drink or get fired with a wink”, says the Founder & CEO   “You will need to join our poker party because the COO wants you to”, says the AVP […]

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